Z28chica 01-03-2004, 10:36 PM Wanted: A guy aged 18-22 for a special birthday flower delivery on Friday, January 16, 2004
Preferably: persian, big hands, and able to drive
No hidden agendas, a pure flower delivery for a birthday girl: brown eyes, brown hair, persian, natural exotic beauty.
No Joke.
Only 13 days left.
Mission: arrive in Coquitlam on Friday Jan. 16, deliver a flower and *poof* u get an envelope of cash. and maybe the b-day girl too ;)
post for replies or pm me. happy new year!
mr00jimbo 01-03-2004, 10:37 PM Payam (sideways_into_3rd) Is Persian
But from what I hear from the girls, everything a bout him is small ;):p
Jk payam
I look Persian as fack, and i'd be down. Only 17, but don't look that young ;)
PM me :p
Z28chica 01-03-2004, 10:40 PM I look Persian as fack, and i'd be down. Only 17, but don't look that young ;)
PM me :p [/B]
JIMBO you have a girlfriend!!! :mad: u GEEK! but I guess she's nice enough to let you deliver flowers..since u are her bitch anyways....:p
sideways_Into_3rd 01-03-2004, 11:12 PM woot
how much money :D
oh wait .. i dont qualify . im one year too old .. oh well :( no easy money for me :p
blue 79 Z/28 01-04-2004, 03:22 AM Originally posted by sideways_Into_3rd
woot
how much money :D
oh wait .. i dont qualify . im one year too old .. oh well :( no easy money for me :p
who cares, go for it you pimp lol:cool:
mr00jimbo 01-04-2004, 03:33 AM Payam deliver the flowers kamikaze style with your Cutlass right through her living room, then check what's in the kitchen and walk away :lol:
blue 79 Z/28 01-04-2004, 03:34 AM Originally posted by mr00jimbo
Payam deliver the flowers kamikaze style with your Cutlass right through her living room, then check what's in the kitchen and walk away :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the real reason would be, he was just driving down the road and the brakes failed again:D
Tw!tchb!tch 01-04-2004, 12:22 PM What the hell is persian :confused: . . . . . I call for pics . :cool:
Originally posted by Tw!tchb!tch
What the hell is persian :confused: . . . . . I call for pics . :cool:
Iranian. My brief search turned up too much porn, so no pics from me.
Edit: Found something. She's (http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/uploads/miss_world_canada-nazanin_afshin-jam-11.jpg) from North Van.
and more here http://www.jimmyspageantpage.com/nazanin.html
Tw!tchb!tch 01-04-2004, 01:18 PM why not you post the porn ?? You cant just tell us about it and not post :irk:
So persian = east indian girl . . . learn something new every day :bow:
Pandamonkey 01-04-2004, 01:49 PM Originally posted by Erik
Iranian. My brief search turned up too much porn, so no pics from me.
I was going to say............that doesn't sound like you couldn't find any pics Erik - sounds more like you just got stuck looking at porn........:lol:
That's some pretty woman there.........
mr00jimbo 01-04-2004, 02:51 PM Originally posted by Z28chica
JIMBO you have a girlfriend!!! :mad: u GEEK! but I guess she's nice enough to let you deliver flowers..since u are her bitch anyways....:p
Delivering flowers is cheating now? :confused:
And I'm not her bitch, but i can tell you who is MY bitch
(Hint: you)
;):p
Originally posted by Tw!tchb!tch
So persian = east indian girl . . . learn something new every day :bow:
east indian does not equal persian.
persian ppl are from iran and sh¡t... and they all live in n.van.
:D
mr00jimbo 01-04-2004, 03:35 PM Originally posted by Amit
east indian does not equal persian.
persian ppl are from iran and sh¡t... and they all live in n.van.
:D
:Owned:
It's only funny cause it's true :lol:;):p
sideways_Into_3rd 01-04-2004, 03:50 PM Originally posted by mr00jimbo
:Owned:
It's only funny cause it's true :lol:;):p
i dont see how thats funny !?
east indian is as far from persian as mustang is from camaro :rolleyes:
Iran was called Persia before the shah was overthrown the the revolution happened ... so persian = Iranian .. and NOT THE SAME AS EAST INDIAN ! we dont have anything in common in our culture, language or origins ....
some of the hottest women on the planet are persian ... with persians its a gamble .. their either super hot super gorgeous .. or hairy and ugly and FOBs ..
either way i dont make the cut .. she specified 18-22 .. oh well
we should fwd this post to houman .. he's 22 and got big hands
Tw!tchb!tch 01-04-2004, 04:38 PM :confused: I give up !!
sideways_Into_3rd 01-04-2004, 09:51 PM Originally posted by Tw!tchb!tch
:confused: I give up !!
JEESUS MAN .. its not that difficult !??? what part of it dont u understand :confused: ????
Z28chica 01-04-2004, 10:57 PM Originally posted by mr00jimbo
Delivering flowers is cheating now? :confused:
And I'm not her bitch, but i can tell you who is MY bitch
(Hint: you)
;):p
Did I say u were cheating?! uh buddy no...but u know how tightly leashed u are...what was it? no girls are allowed to call u when ur with ur gf? and don't deny it buddy, i got 3 people that can back me up with that. Sorry Jimbo just cuz i wouldnt sleep wit u when u asked, and im still nice to u doesnt make me ur bitch. BITCH. :D
Z28chica 01-04-2004, 11:00 PM ok back on topic now....
age limit: 18-23 then
happy now?!
if anyone has big hands, "nice"
we'll bite, u come by, deliver the flower u get the cash
12 days left
sideways_Into_3rd 01-05-2004, 12:40 AM how much cash
does it cover my gas money ? :p
Z28chica 01-05-2004, 01:11 AM Originally posted by sideways_Into_3rd
how much cash
does it cover my gas money ? :p
it's easy money...cash will be given by my friend. I'm just the advertiser.
well how much would it cost you to drive from your house to Douglas College Coquitlam? Hmm I'm pretty sure it will cover your gas expenses. :)
sideways_Into_3rd 01-05-2004, 01:19 AM lol
whats the joke .. spare me the trouble of finding out ... or i'll just beat it out of jimmy
Philbowski 01-05-2004, 02:00 AM I'll do it. I'm in the age bracket.
Problem is I'm not persian, but more of a..... how do you say it?
Ogre.
Makes for some large hands tho.
Z28chica 01-05-2004, 12:53 PM Originally posted by sideways_Into_3rd
lol
whats the joke .. spare me the trouble of finding out ... or i'll just beat it out of jimmy
Aww Payam, have alil faith in ol' Vic. Would I do that to you?! Hmm...wait don't answer that. LoL
No, no, no joke, my friend is desperete to win this so called "bet" and she dragged me into it. I just need a "nice" big handed preferably persian or not...to deliver a flower.
Z28chica 01-05-2004, 12:55 PM Originally posted by Philbowski
I'll do it. I'm in the age bracket.
Problem is I'm not persian, but more of a..... how do you say it?
Ogre.
Makes for some large hands tho.
Ogre eh? Ooh even better! if u got big hands (and dont ask me why she wanted big hands...) ur in!.
interviews are held througout the week! lol
CaLiEnteZ24 01-09-2004, 09:54 PM guys, being in greater van wouldnt you have a better idea on what a Persian is? lol seriously. Especially buddy who thought East Indians were the same thing.
It's worse than mixing up a Mexican with a Columbian
All the girl's tryin to do is find her friend a boy with big hands as a birthday gift and knowing this forum it goes hella off topic fast
bunker 01-10-2004, 03:18 AM This is all too weird, first off, she must be fat, hairy & ugly & FOB if there isn't 200 guys dieing to do it, second of all she must want a guy with big hands because you need big hands to be able to hold on. Second it has to be persian because its time for the chick to marry & reproduce LOL :D & the mate must be found ASAP or the parents will have to make her wear a tuke(?) & go back to iran.
Dunna, we need pics of the girl before we can descide, we must see if we can unleash Payam in there.
Z28chica 01-10-2004, 04:26 AM Originally posted by bunker
This is all too weird, first off, she must be fat, hairy & ugly & FOB if there isn't 200 guys dieing to do it, second of all she must want a guy with big hands because you need big hands to be able to hold on. Second it has to be persian because its time for the chick to marry & reproduce LOL :D & the mate must be found ASAP or the parents will have to make her wear a tuke(?) & go back to iran.
Dunna, we need pics of the girl before we can descide, we must see if we can unleash Payam in there.
Hey please refrain from making assumptions and nasty comments towards my friend..i am simply the advertiser of this little "thing" my friend has, cooking up for this girl's birthday
1)she is not fat, ugly, hairy, nor a FOB. she is half greek, half persian
2)guys are into her (ALOT), but she's not into them over the fact that people like you *ahem* only go as skin deep
3)she prefers big hands because she has small ones and it makes her feel good? i dunno im not her.
4)i am not trying to find her a mate, bf, or husband that can get her canaian citizenship (she's canadian by the way), we are simply asking for a guy to either deliver a flower or have a meal at a persian resteraunt in north van where other potentially "hot and single" persian and non persian girls (or guys) will be there
as for payam he can relax...we wont feed him to the dogs. actually i think payam's friend knows her quite well...
mr00jimbo 01-10-2004, 02:46 PM Originally posted by sideways_Into_3rd
i dont see how thats funny !?
east indian is as far from persian as mustang is from camaro :rolleyes:
I was referring to the N. Van thing that Amit mention'd. :p
NiteRider 01-10-2004, 07:57 PM Originally posted by Z28chica
i am simply the advertiser of this little "thing"
No unpaid advertising allowed. Try revscene.
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